I Went to Some Car Dealerships

And I took a bunch of pictures with my phone. Jack Daniel's Porsche, Bergen County Maserati, Orange County BMW, and a Chevy dealer in Newburgh.

Would rather have this then an E-Class/5-Series.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

They had 3 CTS Wagons. That's more than zero!

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Badass Chevy SS is badass.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

They're still selling these M3s?

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

428i. Was $50k. Meh.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

That's right. A dealership that only sells Maseratis. Weird.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

ass for dayz yo

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Carbon Fiber handle, felt expensive.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

$kaybait inside, there was also an SLR. They were closed though.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Millions of Dollars worth of cars in this showroom, I felt out of place.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

New Panamera. Just as weird looking as the previous Panamera that looks exactly like it.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

more ass for dayz yo

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Audi Q7 GTS

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

New Cayman is beautiful. Would rather have a Corvette though.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

911's. 911's everywhere.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

911/50

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

356 Coupe. Not for sale!

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Not one. Not two. But three Turbos.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

No, there wasn't a 918. I was heartbroken. But there was an e-hybrid Panamera.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

BONUS: Some guy pulled up with his family in an M5, Sexy AF.

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

Me the whole time:

I Went to Some Car Dealerships

I use this picture way too much