...know how to describe this...this...this...this... umm... thing.
From the outside, it appears to be a Mercedes-Benz 190SL with ill-suited wheels, but the horror is within.
Let's start with the engine, or, what's currently in the engine bay. 1.9L M121 inline four? Nope. Restomodded with an AMG V8? Nope.
Yes. Your eyes are not deceiving you, though they may be burning. It's a 1.5L inline four pulled from a Toyota Yaris of all things. A Toyota Yaris. Let that sink in.
Now that we may or may not have gone through the worst of it all, we'll move onto the interior.
Nobody ever argued that a Mercedes-Benz 190SL needed a center console made of cheap black plastic, but here it is! Also, look at the modern gauges, the steering wheel, and the hanging rearview mirror.
A hanging mirror!!! Sacrilegious! That might be the worst part of all! Everyone knows 190SL mirrors belong on the dash!
Other Items of Note from the Ad:
- Seller Account Name: PerfectlyDone - very much, indeed, obviously
- Estimated Market Value: $80,000 - damn, as much as a near-perfect original 190SL without these mods
- Drives like a Brand New Car - is that what someone wants when the buy a 190SL?
- Bids Starting at $29.5k, $35.5k Buy It Now - that's at least six NA Miatas, SIX
Moral: Don't do drugs. They make you do bad things, things worse than robbery, things such as create this.