I know most Jalops/Opponauts don't buy new cars, but if you had to buy a new one, what is the most "Jalop" car that you can buy?

This is what I came up with:

What is the most Jalop new car you can buy?

Jetta Sportwagen TDI in brown. Thoughts?

EDIT: I love Miatas, but I have to haul people and stuff.