Spoiler alert! I hate this car!

What does Oppo think of... 2011 Hyundai Sonata

Look at that character line. LOOK AT IT.


IT'S HIDEOUS

"Yes, let's give the car ANGRY TAILLIGHTS"

What does Oppo think of... 2011 Hyundai Sonata

"And then we'll give them EYEBROWS. And we'll wrap these eyebrows around to the SIDE OF THE CAR to form a character line. This line will then slope down to the middle of the front wheel well like an 80 year old man's drooping semi-erection!"

"Hey bob!"

"Yeah Frank?"

"Even better! Let's put the door handles ALONG THE LINE so that the front one is obnoxiously slanted and lower than the rear on!"

"HOLY SHIT ON A STICK DAN THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA YOU GET A RAISE"

"My name is Frank."

"WELL FRANK DOESN'T GET A RAISE! DAN DOES!"

I might be trying too hard with this narrative.

Either way, what's your thoughts on this car? This particular design decision makes me irrationally angry every time I see it (and these cars are absolutely EVERYWHERE) and I was wondering what everyone else thinks of it.

I know absolutely nothing else about this car, however. I assume it has an engine somewhere that puts out something resembling power that moves it along at a speed of four turtles (1/8 of a rabbit).