Ever wondered what happened to that kid who loved his Tonka trucks a little too much to compensate for the lack of positive support from his parents? He grew up to smoke out Miata drivers with his bro'ed-out diesel truck because fuck you my dad can beat up your dad! What!

I'm all for 'Merica and freedom and all that, but these guys just don't get it. This is asshattery plain and simple. They should eat a bag of dicks. And not the kind where they're neatly arranged like baguettes in a paper bag. I mean the kind like chicken parts smooshed into a ziplock.

Aww, Miata guy didn't let you in? Grow up and deal with it like a mature adult. Damn bro trucks.