UPDATE. Massa officially retires after team order controversy.

Massa called an emergency, last-minute press conference early this morning in Bahrain to make a huge announcement. Saying that he could no longer play the "victim" and or "porra" role within his team, Massa has decided to hang up his F1 racing shoes. He neither confirmed nor denied rumors swirling that Porsche had offered him a seat alongside former Red Bull driver Mark Webber in the WEC, which would include a Le Mans drive.

News likes this makes me very happy I was unable to purchase a Williams Martini F1 shirt only two days ago. Also, check the [almost] date.

UPDATE: check the additional 'tags'