FUCK the Lawn Guyland Railroad. Miserable night.

It takes usually an hour for me to get home, right? Well, today some MORON decided to drive his car on the train tracks and then the car caught fire... and thus stopped my train and forced it to go back to Jamaica. We waited there for 45 minutes, all lines to my destination down... I was contemplating having someone pick me up a good 45 minutes away from home. Instead, they finally told us to take a train to Hicksville instead, which isn't terribly far from me.

So everyone bounces on the Hicksville-bound train... but they never told us anything else other than it's going there. Except it wasn't... THEY TOOK US TO BABYLON FIRST

THEN THEY TOOK US TO HICKSVILLE

AND THEY NEVER TOLD US ANYTHING DURING THE RIDE

FUCK YOU LIRR AND YOUR LOUSY SERVICE... I KNOW THE GODDAMN FIRE ISN'T YOUR FAULT BUT AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLES' LIVES EASIER INSTEAD OF RUINING THEIR FRIDAY NIGHTS STICKING THEM ON TRAINS FOR 3 HOURS