Hello there, here at the world's largest airline we are aggressively
seeking an airline to staff and fly our state of the art, Embraer 175
turbo jet aircraft. These aircraft are on the way from Brazil and just
waiting for your airline and all of the excess pilots that you have
trained and on property (that also possess ATP minimums) to fly them. We
are willing to pay precisely the bottom dollar that Delta pays for
their feed, so please keep that in mind when bidding for this flying.
Did we mention how shiny these jets are? They are extremely shiny and
they have that new plane smell that pilots love. Pilots would probably
fly these jets for free, they are THAT nice.
I am looking forward to hearing from you about your ability to fly these planes that are arriving. It is very cost prohibitive to have these jets sitting without pilots, so let's make a deal! Contact me anytime. Seriously. Anytime. I'm desperate here. My ascendency up the mAAnagerial ladder depends on this. I may already be screwed. Ugh. Please call. Please? Hello?