Observe:

The PT Cruiser: The embodiment of "Why the hell did they do that?"

Foot on the gas pedal, car on, wheel at a comfortable position and the keychain KEEPS KNOCKING AGAINST MY KNEE TO THE POINT WHERE SUICIDE BECOMES A SERIOUS OPTION.

The PT Cruiser: The embodiment of "Why the hell did they do that?"

Why yes, I would like to set the parking brake, but there's a chair in the way. Funny, that. Also, if I pull it all the way back the plastic around it prevents me from pulling it back a little *further* in order to disengage it, so if I ever get the damn thing set I have to make REALLY SURE I don't pull it back *all* the way.

Why, Chrysler. Why.