The Opposite Locker - Edition XXX

This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. You are free to discuss your point of view of the cars, on the board and up to bat, within the comments with an optional use of the "Anna Kendrick Test." This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas.

Try a different web browser if the polls do not show. Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge. If you are confused about whats going on, click here.

Locker Space

Frigid

  • Chrysler 300*
  • Dodge Challenger
  • Toyota GT 86
  • Porsche Cayman
  • McLaren π
  • Porsche 918
  • Maserati GranTurismo
  • Aston Martin DB9
  • Aston Martin V12 Vantage
  • Jaguar F-Type
  • SRT Viper

Cool

  • Ford Focus
  • Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
  • Mazda MX-5 Miata
  • Ford Mustang
  • Porsche 911
  • Tesla Model S
  • Maserati Quattroporte
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage
  • Ferrari FF
  • Audi R8
  • Ford Fusion
  • Kia Optima
  • Mazda 6
  • Alfa Romeo 4C
  • Cadillac XTS
  • Fiat 500

Uncool

  • Nissan GT-R
  • Chevrolet Camaro
  • Porsche Boxster*
  • Porsche Cayenne
  • Ferrari 458 Italia
  • Lamborghini Gallardo
  • Ferrari LaFerrari
  • Nissan 370Z
  • Chevrolet Volt
  • Maserati Ghibli
  • BMW 3 Series
  • Aston Martin Vanquish*
  • Hyundai Genesis Coupe
  • Chevrolet Malibu
  • Hyundai Sonata
  • Honda Accord
  • Subaru Legacy
  • Lexus LF-A*
  • Buick Regal*
  • Volkswagen Golf*
  • Chevolet Silverado
  • Dodge Ram
  • Audi A5* - The Audi A5 is an extremely un-particular car. The A5 not foster than any other German coupe, it is not flashy in any sort of manner, and it isn't particularly interesting. The null and void of this car's coolness comes from the very essence of this car's being. Uncool.

Square

  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Porsche Panamera
  • McLaren MP4-12C*
  • Nissan Leaf
  • Toyota Prius
  • Nissan Altima
  • Chrysler 200
  • Dodge Avenger
  • Volkswagen Passat
  • Lexus IS
  • Lincoln MKZ
  • Ford F-150

New Kids On The Block - Fastback Coupés

Fastback Coupes are a relatively new market entry for automakers. Mercedes-Benz invented the segment with the aging CLS. Audi proved there is actually a way to make a sexy 4-door sedan. BMW just ate some vomit they found on the ground, stuck a plaid badge on it, and sold it.

The Big Question: Does making a sedan look like a coupe make it able to fly with the cats?

Audi A7

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Mercedes Benz CLS

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BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo

The Opposite Locker - Edition XXX

The Opposite Locker - Edition XXX