He found a great deal on a Ghia and another great deal on a tractor. They were in separate states. So what does he do? Road trip.

The old man likes anything with an engine

Also if you've read this far please help settle a disagreement between Silvestro and I - which car has better looking headlights:

A) Ferrari 360, AKA "the Dougmobile"

B) Ferrari F430, AKA "the cleaned up 360"

Pics of both (360 then F430):

The old man likes anything with an engine

The old man likes anything with an engine