He found a great deal on a Ghia and another great deal on a tractor. They were in separate states. So what does he do? Road trip.
Also if you've read this far please help settle a disagreement between Silvestro and I - which car has better looking headlights:
A) Ferrari 360, AKA "the Dougmobile"
B) Ferrari F430, AKA "the cleaned up 360"
Pics of both (360 then F430):