The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

In this post I am going to compare two cars that should not be compared and make assumptions about BMW buyers; I expect a good walloping in the comments. I think we have come to a general consensus that the 5-series is no longer the drivers car it once was. And that is o.k. because few buyers (lessees) in this segment want a true drivers car. Yes, I know you, Jalopnik reader, want a 50k+ driver's car but most of you can't afford one. You only want one to be made now, so you can grab it for half price 5-7 years from now.

The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

What is exactly so appealing about the current generation 5-series? Is it the styling? It doesn't look bad, it is certainly toned down from the E60, but I would consider the F10 just more bland than the previous generation not necessarily better looking. What about performance? You can have your choice of 4 engines with turbocharged goodness. All of them, including the 4cyl, will get the car moving nicely, but none of them really get the blood pumping. Alright, the diesel is awesome, but that is it. Features? Well sure it has your typical luxury car features but nothing special. They are mostly a la carte...and expensive.

The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

So why are people buying these? It certainly isn't for performance...the vast majority of them on the road are 528 xDrives. A 528 starts at under 50k and is the least expensive way into a 5-series, an xDrive model will set you back around 52, but only about $30 more dollars a month on a lease. Why is the xDrive upgrade so important? I will tell you it is not because those buyers really want AWD...it is because they don't want RWD. I should also mention that the manual transmission option has been dropped for 2014. The F10 certainly isn't moving off the lots due to style, when the A6, E-class, and Lexus GS have much better curb appeal. The only reason to get a 5-series is because you want to tell people "I drive a BMW." And that is all fine, but what if you want a relatively uninspiring, mid-size luxury car, but aren't a badge snob?

The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

Then I have the vehicle for you...the Kia Cadenza. I have given Kia a lot of flack for not being competitive in the luxury market, but I really think the Cadenza is their best upscale offering. But wait...isn't the K900 supposed to compete against the 5-series? After all, it is RWD. True, but remember, people in this segment really don't want RWD and they also don't want to drop 60k on a KIA. In this rough economy, frugal is the new rich and the Cadenza starting at 35,100 certainly offers a frugal alternative to the BMW.

The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

Let's look at the advantages of the Kia...shall we? The Cadenza looks sharp in fact it looks more like a BMW than the F10 5-series. You would be surprised how many non-car people would mistake the two. You don't have to pay extra for AWD because the car comes with FWD standard. Power comes from a 3.3L V6 with 293hp, that is more than the 240hp from the 528 and pretty darn close to the 57k 535xDrive. The Kia will get 28mpg on the highway. That is a bit shy of the 33mpg from the 528 but the Cadenza will take regular fuel so that is pretty much a wash. In terms of features the Cadenza has standard Bluetooth, navigation, heated seats, and a slew of goodies that would add at least another 10 grand to a 528xdrive. And let's not forget the most important advantage to the Cadenza....the turn signals work so no one is going to think you are just another asshat in a BMW.

The Kia Cadenza is the 5-series for People Who Aren't Shallow

If you get an A6 for the style and Quattro, I understand. If you purchase a GS for the quality and reliability, that makes sense. If you choose the E-class because well...it's an E-class, you get a pass. But if you get a 5-series instead of a Cadenza you are nothing more than a shallow badge snob. Unless you get the diesel...then you are cool.

@AutomatchTom is a professional car buying consultant, lover of all things automotive and a bit wagon obsessed. You can find more ramblings and plenty of carporn here.