First they came for the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a garage.
Then they came for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a car pundit.
Then they came for Motorweek Theater, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not John Davis.
Then they came for Comment of the Day—and there was no one left to comment for me.