Best freaking obituary ever...

Saw this a long time ago, cannot be beat. "He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved), know-it-all Yankees, Southerners who used the words "veranda" and "porte cochere" to put on airs, eating grape leaves, Law and Order (all franchises), cats, and Martha Stewart. "

And for the win "Finally, the family asks that in honor of Harry that you write your Congressman and ask for the repeal of Day Light Saving Time. "