Top Gear News on Windows 8 always does this. They always have at least one car scoring 0/10. WTF? »
A few weeks ago, I had an issue with my driver's side door on my FR-S. Somehow, it slid down the hinges and started rubbing on the body panel. Being that it's still under warranty, I took it into the dealer who fixed it promptly and I was on my way. Fast forward to a few days ago, the problem returned, and I returned… »
Lately, you may have noticed the coastal elites in the press have picked up on the trend of hicks modifying their trucks to "roll coal." »
Anyone who frequents Jalopnik will notice every so often (every other day) a video review is posted with a 101% of the time is being of British origin except for The Smoking Tyre and the other half of Drive. Now I have nothing against the Brits as it would weird since I am one. (Did you notice). »
So not only was I forced to sit through 6-12 FUCKING WEEKS of waiting for my card to come (I eventually requested the third one to come straight to campus instead of my mailbox - not too sure of my neighborhood now), I found out I was sitting on a $3,800 REFUND FOR THAT TIME. »
Lately, carmakers seems to be operating on the assumption that the more information that can be packed into an instrument panel, the better. 10 years ago this began benignly with a small monochrome screen set between the speedometer and tach. Lately, this metastasized into a multicolor screen taking over the… »
Attention teenage car enthusiasts: Do not let your parents see this terrible review for anti-hooning devices! »
Ok, I know I'm a guy, and I know this is a guy's locker room. I, however, don't want to see your schlong thank-you-very-much! It's always the really fat guys too. (I hope I don't offend any fat men who like to walk in the locker room naked) In other news I saw a Non-Riced Civic Del-Sol that still had the dealer… »
Fuck the X6. Fuck the 3 and 5 series GT. Fuck the ZDX. Fuck the Accord CrossTour. Fuck the Murano CrossCabriolet. Fuck the GLA class. »
- At work, talking about future of unmanned aircraft.
- Unmanned is misnomer; not everyone understands people fly these things.
- With one of those people; a researcher developing new UAVs
- Ask him what his post-implementation safety management system is.
- Ask him how he's going to keep his airplanes from crashing.
- Looks at… »
Morning commute. 4 lane interstate, (HOV, plus 3 more lanes), speed limit 75. I'm in the right lane going 85 to keep with the flow. Of course people are passing on the left because that's what you do. I guarantee a couple of folks in the first lane are in triple digits. This doesn't happen when the road is empty… »
Good Morning Oppo, I know some people know kind of know who I am, but anyway I am M-Powwerr, and I suppose I am the future of car culture. Being 15, I've seen the classics and the modern cars and I can tell you, I would much rather DD a BMW Bavaria with no A/C then a Fully Loaded Avalon. Not to say there aren't… »
First they came for the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a garage.
Then they came for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a car pundit.
Then they came for Motorweek Theater, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not John Davis.
Then they came… »