I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS...

It's happening, 7-time champion (4 time champion and 3 time NASCAR AP-Poll winner i.e. No Chase B.S.) Jeff Gordon is leaving full-time NASCAR competition (he doesn't want to use the word retire, so I will refrain even though it basically is). » 1/22/15 1:36pm 1/22/15 1:36pm

Most Influential Race: 1992 Hooters 500

How many storylines can you pack into a single race? In one race an era ended, a new era began, and six drivers fought for a championship. Let's get to it! » 4/16/14 3:00pm 4/16/14 3:00pm

Sorry Travis, but I had to do this.

I was inspired by all the GIFs, videos, and memes posted in the past two days, so I sat down at work this morning and hammered this out. I hope everyone enjoys! » 3/01/14 12:59pm 3/01/14 12:59pm

How Jeff Gordon Scared The Crap Out Of Me With This Epic Prank

I keep to myself in cabs. But one thing that gets my attention is a driver with a neck tattoo telling me that he just got out of jail after 10 years and that the cop behind is making him nervous. And especially when he starts a police chase while yelling "I can't go back." I thought this was the end. » 2/27/14 9:36am 2/27/14 9:36am

Russian Roulette with Lug Nuts Instead of Bullets

Spingate. Sockgate. Chasegate. Call it whatever the hell you want, since you goddamn bloggers love those catchy taglines. » 9/10/13 3:45am 9/10/13 3:45am

The NASCAR Chase to the Sprint Cup is broken and I'm bitter.


(Preface: I've been a Jeff Gordon fan for as long as I can remember so if this next post seems biased, kindly find the nearest garbage disposal, stick your dominant hand in, and flip the switch to the 'On' position) » 9/08/13 11:52pm 9/08/13 11:52pm

Danica Patrick Becomes First Woman to Win a Top Tier NASCAR Pole,…

Yes, for the first time ever, a woman will lead a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race to the green flag as Danica Patrick wins the pole for the Daytona 500. of course, plate qualifying isn't really about the driver as much as it is about the team, so that's really not her accomplishment so much as it is Crew Chief Tony… » 2/17/13 3:22pm 2/17/13 3:22pm