Formula Oppo: The Snikers Grand Prix of The Hungry, Hungry Hippos

Well, we have made it to the 11th round of Formula Oppo, the decreasingly popular fantasy Formula 1 game of an increasingly popular sub-blog of Jalopnik.com. Only 6 days for the few of you who play to get in your picks for this round, so I'll make this intro short, with far less rambling, much less ranting, fewer… » 7/25/14 3:14pm Friday 3:14pm

Formula Oppo: The Heckler & Koch Grand Prix of The Failed Reich

Velcome back to ze Formula Oppo, our temporary distraction from our miserable, meaningless lives. This week is the tenth round of the fleeting hope that would be victory. Participation vill only lead to disappointment and crushing defeat at the hands of vhom you once called "friends," but it is still encouraged as not… » 7/18/14 11:55am 7/18/14 11:55am

Formula Oppo: The East India Trading Co. GP Qualifying

Oy, only 25 people decided to join us for this race, and it seems as if participation is declining with each passing round. I'm going to keep this going to the end of the season, but like Monza 2016 if participation keeps declining hand over fist, I wont be doing another season. Qualy results below, wankers. » 7/05/14 3:31pm 7/05/14 3:31pm

Formula Oppo: The Monster Energy Grand Prix of Australia

Velcome to ze 8th round of Formula Oppo, ze premier fantasy Formula 1 racing game of Oppositelock. It's time to grab a handful of Vienna sausages, a pitcher of Stiegl (Stiegl- It's gotta be a Stiegl), a pretzel, and your lucky pair of lederhosen to make your picks and enjoy some fine racing. » 6/20/14 3:27pm 6/20/14 3:27pm

Formula Oppo: The CN Rail Grand Prix of America's Hat, Eh

Why hello, thar, and welcome to the frozen wasteland directly north of America. We have all sorts of activities planed for this week including curling eh, hockey eh, apologizing(soory eh), going to Tim Horton's Hearing a Dr. Who eh, hockey eh, maple syrup chugging contest eh, smoking crack eh, eating poutine eh,… » 6/06/14 1:04pm 6/06/14 1:04pm

Formula Oppo: The CN Rail Grand Prix of America's Hat, Eh French

Pourquoi bonjour, thar, et bienvenue sur le désert gelé directement au nord de l'Amérique. Nous avons toutes sortes d'activités rabotées pour cette semaine, y compris le curling hein, hockey hein, s'excusant (soory hein), aller à l'audience de Tim Horton un Dr. Who hein, hockey hein, sirop d'érable concours soufflant… » 6/05/14 2:43pm 6/05/14 2:43pm

Formula Oppo: The Prince Albert Tobacco Grand Prix of The City

Oh boy, it's that time of year, again. The time for the super rich to party with the nouveau riche. The time for all of the yachts to crowd the harbor freight. The time of scotch and chocolate cake for breakfast, Grey Goose and caviar for lunch, and the tears of the poor for dinner. Yes, it's time for the 6th round of… » 5/17/14 8:11am 5/17/14 8:11am