Watch a Spec BMW E30-Driving Moron Crash While Rushing To Make A Pass

It seems to be a tradition around Jalopnik that BMW Drivers are asshats, and now we have a new video to watch over and over. This is Jalopnik writer Travis Okulski Rushing to make a pass in an E30 Spec Bmw. Sure, it's a mistake, but it's fun to make fun of; watch the video above for some laughs. » 11/26/14 1:17pm Wednesday 1:17pm

Top 10 New Cars For Jalops With Money

After conducting absolutely no actual market research and instead read all of your comments in oppositelock, the front page, and reading articles on the world wide web I, your humble correspondence, Raphmoe, has compiled a list of the Top 10 cars for true jalops that want to buy a new car that is one for one of us: a… » 11/18/14 9:06am 11/18/14 9:06am