Just found this funny ad on Autotrader while looking for >$900 beaters.
"Seller Comments: Fire Sale Pricing!
Exterior color: Toast
Interior color: Crisp"
Not much else to see except the pictures, here's the link if you're interested:
In case you were wondering why I was searching for cars valued less than $900, it's because I'm looking for a POS that I can use to teach myself to work on. I don't have too much experience doing serious mechanical work on cars, but I have friends that do and are willing to work with me. Seems like a good idea.