Stupid Hypotheticals- Oppo Demolition Fap Festapalooza!

Today's stupid hypothetical is brought to you from the mind of one carcrasher88 (http://carcrasher88.kinja.com/) who, in hosting an Oppo Demolition Derby in GTA 5, got me to thinking; what would an Opponaut demolition derby look like? I postulated that everyone would show up in their self-found beaters and feel too attached to their POS-mobiles to even have said demolition derby - it's be a mutual fap fest full of diesel wagons from Volvo. But if we did manage to pull it off, what would you bring? Pictures, please!