Slack-Jawed Yokels Attempt Tree Removal With Car, Fail Miserably

Fellas, what you've just done is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your fleeting, pathetic attempt were you even close to anything that could be considered a good idea. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having watched it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.