What to do? - Mercedes G63 AMG edition

So tonight I have a '13 G63 AMG at my disposal. I freaking hate these things, and my town doesn't take to straight ballers too well, so I will leave my cologne and gold chains at home, and not valet the thing in front of a club. WTF do I do with it? If it was a 280GE 'vert I would take the top down in 5 degree weather and roll deep. That is one truck I love, I just think the new G a victim of it's own success. So what do I do with it? I have some ladies coming with me, that are not into the club thing. No snow on the roads, so parking lot donuts are out. No good driving roads close to town that aren't going to be crawling with fuzz tonight (and you know they would pull this thing over in a heartbeat)...

What to do? - Mercedes G63 AMG edition