Sad Little Hobbies

Hey look, it's that one jackass hardly any of you know because he doesn't post as much as he should. And he's got something stupid to share.

Anyway, I like me some Legos. I like me some cars. and I lovelovelovelovelovelvoeLOVE to write. In my spare time, those usually meet. One storyline I was thinking of writing up was inspired by that totaled ZL1 bullshittery that happened...about a month or so ago? Anyway, the story is basically an eccentric and possibly criminally insane head of a performance company learns of events pretty much copy & paste of the ZL1 spiel only with his cars, insane head goes apeshit.

Thing is he gets wind of the event from a Jalopnik parody site. I was gonna have a pic of a blog page telling the events and such, and I was wondering if anyone here is up to write it, and if someone's got mad editing skills, maybe design the nonexistent webpage of the Jalopnik parody? I don't need anything super-fancy, and if no-one can help, that's alright. I'm just asking because I want an authentic feel that it was a blog made by actual paid writers and whatnot.