See that gigantic scratch all down the side of his car?

The one that, were it mine, would see me weeping and plotting the demise of the shopping cart?

This is not Superficial, Francois. This is like coming home to see missing siding on your house! Which is partially apt because it is the second largest purchase you'll ever make.

And wash your car once in a while.

Rooming with non car people is funny

Rooming with non car people is funny