Yesterday I decided to be a good Opponaut. I would take my friend out and help him learn how to use a manual transmission, as someone did for me, many moons ago. However, unlike me, who learned without hitting anything my friend crashed my car into the damn snowbank.
Luckily we were going slowly, so I think all it will need is a front bumper, and possibly a headlight assembly, which my friend agreed to pay for. It seems to drive fine. Given how much snow we have, it's hard to tell if it's misaligned or not.
Still though, I ain't happy.
Edit: I puled back a bit of the plastic. It looks like the actual bumper wasn't impacted, just the cover. This is great news. Will take to body shop on monday.