OMGWTFBBQ THEY REDESIGNED IT WITHOUT TELLING US

They've changed the top bar on the front page! The notifications and so on are now on the other side and they've changed the logo!! WHY? WHY CHANGE! I need warning before this sort of thing because I'm a small-minded idiot who can't stand seemingly-unwarranted change! My mind is on fire! Fuck you Dick Denton— I mean, er, Zuckerberg, this is clearly your fault because you HATE EVERYONE.

WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH

EVERYTHING'S WRONG

WHYYYY

WHY CAN'T I DEAL WITH INSIGNIFICANT CHANGE?1

I'M NEVER USING THIS SITE AGAIN. I PROMISE THIS TIME. A PROMISE AS VAPID AND EMPTY AS MY LIFE.

[tomorrow]

*logs on as usual*