I never got so many replies to one tweet (the ones I could embed).

THE SAGA IS LOOMING!

Now I Know Dale Jr. Is Selling a Duck Call [NEVERENDING UPDATE]

Yeah, like that last one said.

UPDATES:

Hands up if you live in the US and didn't know if Dale Jr. was selling a duck call.

[UPDATE: It's good to know that the measurement of idiocy in the 21st century is to recognize a duck call made to look like a NASCAR stock car. Way to go. UPDATE 2: Also, good to know rednecks do not condemn everybody]