It's no secret that I am not a fan of when people don't use their vanity plates wisely. Namely, I hate when people just copy+paste the badge from the trunk lid of whatever it is they drive. If you want to tell people what you drive, at least be creative about it. Case in point; I was driving today behind a Cadillac STS-4. I know this, because the badge on the trunk said "STS-4" and the license plate said...wait for it..."STS4". Right.

Now I know.