Stupid Hypotheticals - If You Could Drive Any Animal...

... what kind of animal would you drive? When thinking up your answer, try to keep in mind the following; fuck physics and because raceturtle. If you could drive any animal what animal would you drive and maybe why?

When I was a dumb little kid, I remember they asked us to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and I drew a rhinoceros because kids are dumb and don't know they can't grow up to be a different species. So, in light of my youthful dumbness, I'd like to drive a rhino. It seems like a relatively low maintenance kind of vehicle with excellent low speed grip and handling and a good top end with lots of torque to get you moving. Plus, it has a horn.

You?