Making it to an 11 AM EST start... A how-to guide.

Try and waste time.

Making it to an 11 AM EST start... A how-to guide.

Hopefully someone makes a Crashtor Maldonado joke (never gets old). If no one does, step up and make one yourself. And don't be afraid to make one up for own enjoyment.

Making it to an 11 AM EST start... A how-to guide.

At the end of the day, all you can really do is pray you don't die of old age or boredom and/or the Rapture doesn't happen before the race. (Which would be fitting since I went into the office this morning instead of church)