The comments scare me on this article. And then I saw that Gawker was the original blog for the post. So I wasn't surprised to see people BRAGGING that they don't know how to parallel park. Worse still, people think it's good that they failed the parking portions repeatedly and then passed! WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THAT?!?!? You wouldn't like it if we certified pilots who didn't know how to land at odd airports, so why should it be acceptable to get your license when you can't do something you have to eventually do EVERY time you drive a car? Move over jezebel, it's jalopnik's turn to shame the other blogs! *ahem*

ALL YOU COMMENTERS ON OTHER BLOGS, KNOW THIS - YOU ARE AN INFERIOR HUMAN BEING IF YOU WILLINGLY DRIVE WITHOUT KNOWING BASIC MANEUVERS SUCH AS PARKING AND NO YOU ARE NOT "LUCKY" IF YOU PASSED YOUR TEST WITHOUT NEEDING TO PARALLEL PARK, YOU'RE A FUCKING ROAD HAZARD AND SHOULDN'T DRIVE IN PUBLIC UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW!

Whew.......I feel better now. Can we take on the mantle of making everyone else on the gawker blogs better drivers?

EDIT: And of course the driver in that video is in a beige camry.......