It's (Late) April Fools Day And I'm Drunk

Social Media Officers for car manufacturers and race teams: I am literally a moderator for the largest blog for non-paid-car-enthusiasts writers on the Gawker Media network. I am willing to sell my influence and opinions for a 1969-1970 Mach 1 Mustang with window louvers. You want to know what cars millennial want, and sell those cars to them? The blog I moderate features literally dozens of them. DOZENS. Just respond to this post and we can make a deal. As long as that deal includes me getting a 1969-1970 Mach 1 Mustang.