Stupid Hypotheticals - Stagecoach For The Jaloppo Ball

It's finally happening - Jalopnik and Opposite Lock are having a grand ball and you're attending. Called the "Big Brass Jaloppo Balls" you've been granted the price of admission and all your expenses comp'd because everyone is going to be there. Every self identified Jalop and Opponaut is going to this event and everyone is driving. In fact, we've cordoned off a great big venue of some kind with enough space to cut a rug and show your car and the thing is that you get to bring any car you want to the event. Money is no obstacle, but the car has to be a real car - from expensive production cars to one-off specials and everything in between. What're you taking to the Jaloprom?