With impending snowfall threatening to blanket those of us living in snowy areas of the world my friend and I decided to compile a list of the most vital pointers for successfully getting from Point A to some highballs and white Russians.

Just follow these ten easy guidelines and you'll make the roads a safer place in no time at all. Happy driving, everyone.

Indispensable Winter Driving Tips

Tips for successful winter driving:

1. Leave as much snow piled on top of your car, including the windows. Not only will it weigh you down (more traction!) but you'll also create a whiteout behind you which keeps other cars at a safe distance. Clear just a tiny spot in your windshield and you've just won a free game of tank commander!

2. Turn your hazard lights on. Everyone needs to pay attention to YOU, not the snow or road conditions. Your light show will alert EVERYONE to the fact that it is snowing, thereby making everyone SAFE!

3. Turn your high beams on and leave them on forever. The heavier the snow, the brighter lights you need, that way you can keep an eye on every individual snowflake falling and avoid being distracted by other things on the road, like cars and shiny deer eyes. Remember: "Push the lever, leave it forever."

4. If you have a 4WD/AWD vehicle, drive as fast as you want. Everyone knows four and all wheel drive are completely failure-proof no matter the conditions. You'll keep the roads that much clearer by getting to your destination sooner.

5. Brake erratically and frequently while on the highway and other well-traveled areas. This is to be sure that your brakes work. Give your car as many chances to break traction as possible - it's the only way you'll learn how good your car is in the winter. Always do this when you're in the fast lane and there's NOTHING in front of you and a line of 15 cars behind you.

6. Be sure that you can still accelerate by slamming on the gas when you realize you're doing 10 under after every instance of #5 and you notice someone trying to pass.

7. Drive as close as possible to the car in front of you so you can follow their tire tracks exactly, that way you'll know you won't go in the ditch.

8. Wait until the last second to start slowing for a turn; you wouldn't want to inconvenience the people behind you by driving slow. Don't worry, turned wheels can't possibly keep traveling in a straight line because that would, like, defy physics. Don't worry about signaling, if you follow Tip #2 you've already got your hazards on. They count as blinkers, too!

9. Remember that the center shared left turn lanes usually get plowed last so wait until about 20 feet before you have to turn before jerking the wheel and slamming on your brakes. This way if you're lucky you'll slide just so you're facing your side street! Be sure to get no more than one-third of your car actually INTO the turn lane as well.

10. If you see fellow motorists spun-out or in mid-spin; honk, give them the finger, and scream at them. They might not realize their car is backwards, or in a ditch… or upside-down!