What's the most ridiculous (cheap) car you can daily drive?S

I sold my daily driver beater to a neighbor that needed it more than I do. I'm in no need but might pick up the right vehicle at the right price (<2000) if it's interesting enough. Really I need just a small gas sipper to do my daily 25 mile commute. But I've found some absurd vehicles on CL that tempt me, like this 87 Buick Hearse that looks immaculate and only asking 2 grand. I've also ran across an old ambulance, not practical, but interesting enough to get my attention. So my question, what is the most ridiculous daily driver you could get away with driving?