My gf wants to go clubbing tonight, again.

I'm not 21 anymore

Last night was crazy, we went club raiding until 4am, came home, had rough sex for an hour or so, then we went out to run in the park a little, we came back, we devoured two large Papa John's spicy pulled pork pizzas along with some sushi and a bottle of melon liqueur and then we had sex for another two hours. So today, I only had, like, 1.5 hours of sleep, if it keeps it up, in a few days, I will look 48, not 28.

She also told me that she won't allow me to be a hotel rat, in our vacation, that begins on Monday.

I'm gonna die.