My car has plenty of life left in it, has been paid off for a while and isn't costing me any money. But I want one of these:

I want one! But it's not responsible! Talk me down

I can grab one new (sans Asian taking picture of the dash cluster) for like $20k with dealer perks, a wicked interest rate, etc. I have plenty for a down payment too so I can use that as leverage- if that works. Does that work?

But I only drive my car on the weekends. My trade-in value would be squat. It's an added expense but I want one I want one I want one!

I want one! But it's not responsible! Talk me down

Also searching for tantrum gif yielded this, too good not to share:

I want one! But it's not responsible! Talk me down