Never Forget The Mascot With No Name

As 2013 draws to a close, let us not forget a covenant made in the first day of the first month of that year. A car, forged in the mind of a man who lept fully-formed from the forehead of a Tesla Model S, was to be named, and unto the name would be given "custom poster of our little motor mascot pal...or something like that."

But soon a year will pass since the drafting of that covenant, though I fear the covenant is already torn asunder. Must our mascot suffer yet another year of anonymity, or will 2014 finally bring us justice?