Snarting, for those who don't know, is when you laugh so hard that you fart and snort at nearly the same time. How did I accomplish this feat? Well, what had happened was...

We were driving back from the store in his car and I took him a different way back so he could see a fun, twisty road instead of the typical highway route. I know this road really well, so as soon as he got onto it, I began pretending I was his co-driver and began spouting out pacenotes...

As Christopher Walken.

I made a friend laugh so hard he snarted today.S

I'm going to be honest with you, it was hard to keep a straight face. As for my friend, he had to actually slow down a bit because he was having trouble seeing after about 4 corners. Hearing "Left 4 tightens into that fat fuck's rundown excuse for a house, then one hundred over crest into right 5 fast into left 6 faster, faster motherfucker" apparently caused him to start tearing up. It was about 30 seconds later, upon hearing "Left 3 tightens, keep in. Keep in. Keep in or I'll shoot you in the face with a flare gun!" that the snarting occurred.

Ah, good times.