Jalopnik Gift Guide:

http://gawker.com/gawker-gift-gu...

Theme?

No, not cars, silly. Why would you assume that? Of course, in creating the Jalopnik-themed gift guide, Gawker says to suggest things that will "make it easier to go car-less, or nearly car-less? What sort of item, or gift card, would you be willing to give your car-crazy cousin if you didn't want to encourage him?"

The fuck?