ATTN: Doug DemuroS

I had a dream last night that I believe was inspired by you. I bought a brand new red Ferrari! It was a dream come true. But I was really torqued off at the dealership because they didn't fill the tank for me, and the paint had glue all over it from the protective plastic that it was shipped in. After those issues were taken care of, I took delivery and finally got to drive it! It was a surreal experience. Owning and driving my absolute dream car! I was flying through some awesome tunnels just like in a video game. So fast! But then after I got home, I instantly knew that I had made a huge mistake and was in way over my head because there's no way I can afford a car like that.

So even in my dreams it's just not practical.