Been stuck on this stupid rig for 28 days now. Really need to go home and work on the Doge. My time here was extended for a few days by this stupid fucker:

I get to go home soon!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!

If any of you ever end up working on an oil rig please be careful not to drop allen wrenches down the drill pipe, they tend to break things.

Sorry about this, just getting stir crazy. Really need this job to end and to see my house again.

Just a few more days, just a few more days.

/rant.