Dear Bro Trucks...

This morning on my commute, the roads are nasty, low visibility, slippery blacktop, speed limit reduced to 45. What do I get tailgated by? 2 separate bro trucks. And I am still doing 60. Pull over to let them by because they want an accident more than I do I guess, and they both roll coal, fishtailing all the way. Seriously, fuck you.