I am loving the FP comments

I'm glad my review has stirred up so much interest! The responses have fallen into a few different categories:

1. Interesting write-up; thanks for sharing!

2. What are the maintenance costs? I'm curious.

3. I DO NOT LIKE PHAETON AUDI A8 IS BETTER!!!1!

4. I DO NOT LIKE PHAETON HONDA ACCORD IS BETTER!!!1!

5. Look like Passat, LOL, do not want

6. WHY U SPEND SO MUCH ON MAINTENANCE R U GAY?

7. My neighbor's ex-wife makes $55 a month working from home! Ask me how!

8. My grandma could write a better review than this, and she's dead.

9. Volkswagen? More like THANKS OBAMA. Am I right?

10. TL;DR