#Douchebag Sportscar

Hey, guys! I'm the new Impala! All new for 2013, I've been completely redesigned, I've got more room, better materials, and even a 4 cylinder engine! I can get 29 MPG! I've even got advanced features like-

#Douchebag Sportscar

Everyone: "Hey, is that a new C7?" "Oh Shit a C7!" "No, George, you are not cashing out out IRA To get this." "Needs less wheel gap and more camber, yo."

Impala: Um...guys? I'm...I'm over here...

Everyone: "Did you hear anything?" "No, I can't hear anything over the awesomeness of this car." "Yeah, neither can I." "Wonder how much NOS this thing would take..."

Impala: :(