Beater Shaming

Go home, beater, you are drunk. And apparently you can't keep anything down, err up. This is not what I expect from you, DD beater.

If you don't fulfill your purpose, you will be sold to a flat billed hat wearing person who will not treat you as nicely as I have. He will stance you (whatever that means, I assume it's like rape), and put a miserable sounding exhaust on you (read: cut off your muffler), and put stickers all over you.

You take this transmission fluid like I told you and keep your gaskets sealed.