I finally created an account on a dating website...S

After years of saying "hell no I won't do this shit, it's useless. I prefer to meet women face to face." and having a nice night with friends filled with alcohol, they created it while I watched with despair. We then went berserk on looking and sending messages to girls I found interesting. The thing is, my friends are trolls. They started sending nasty responses to some of the girls I really liked which was kinda hilarious but as expected, I got no responses. We then got to the account of my girl friend (not gf). She started trollin' guys she found cute and acted confident enough but looked like douches. I think I never laugh that hard in my life after seeing her messages and the replies she got...I'm going to hell anyways. On a serious note, I'm trying to make a breakthrough on that site. Any tips oppo? Have a classic GTR as my gratitude.