When the salesman tried to sell us the paint and interior protection ("You drop it off for a couple of days, we apply the top-secret formula inside and out, and that car will look brand new in 30 years!", I simply asked, "So Toyota is selling cars that are incomplete. I mean, the factory COULD sell the cars with this amaze-o-seal already applied. But what you're telling me is they don't. They sell a car WORSE than it can be. Who are you, Alfa Romeo?"

He had no response other than to move on to roadside assistance.