So, is anyone else tired of all the pointless swearing on Jalopnik? Just scanning the headlines this morning I'm seeing all kinds of crass words that have no business being there. It's been like this for a long time, but it seems to be getting worse. There are f and s words everywhere. Have we run out of superlatives? Are there no more accurate modifiers that can be employed? Let's turn our brains on and try to use words that have more positive meanings and connotations. The english language is rich and can be used beautifully. Why must we settle for the lowest, meanest forms it offers?

If you need help, get a thesaurus out.