Formula Oppo: The Foster's Grand Prix of Down Under

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Formula Oppo: The Foster's Grand Prix of Down Under

The Australian GP is the first F1 race of the 2014 season. There are many rule changes this season which may shake up the established order of a Seabass winning all the damn time:

Most of all of the cars have dildos grafted on to the front for deeper penetration safety. The power plants are all new turbo charged 2JZ V6 motors with hybrid systems mated to all new 8-speed transmissions. The cars carry less fuel than last year, so the cars are essentially Toyota Priī.

Here are the drivers:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Formula Oppo: The Foster's Grand Prix of Down Under

Format your picks like this:

1. Kimi Räikkönen

2. Jenson Button

3. Nico Rosberg

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Curse: None (if you have one, put a driver's name here)

These are my actual picks. I will not change them and nor will you upon submitting yours. You have until Q1 (Saturday March 15th 02:00 est) to make them. Mod and kinja permitting, I'll try to repost this once every day until the deadline.

Good luck!